Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

Parker - Hulme Murder Case

In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.

The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.

The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.

The Parker - Hulme Murder Case was very odd.

by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006

Parker

Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.

Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?

by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

parker cop

Cops that get mad at the kids that stand around outside McDonalds all day thinking they are "bloods", while the "crips" stand around at the park. They enforce the laws when said kids loiter instead of getting a car, or going a place worth hanging out at. Oh yea, all this in Parker, Colorado

Parker cops always bust the faggots that act cool in Parker.

by 5xlwarrior August 3, 2010

robbie parker

someone who is by nature a good lover

"Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!"

by Oliver Heslop March 31, 2009

parkertown

A very small town located next in the middle of Tuckerton and West Creek. People that live in Parkertown claim they live in WC because it's very close and everyone feels the need to be considered a piney in order to be cool. Parkertown is the very town where Sara got the name "anal princess"(someone who enjoys anal sex) but was later promoted to "anal queen" . Parkertown is completely pointless..it's just a "drive by" town. there is absolutely nothing to do there. People from tuckerton and parkertown walk for miles just to chill at the skatepark with the pineys and the girls gawk at shitty scumbags ride their bikes badly. The greatest thing within 5 miles of Parkertown would be the floodgates..the leach filled swimming hole, which is now closed down. probably because of scummy assholes. if you try to swim at the floodgates.. you will be shot by the man who lives across the street. just wait till he dies to come to parkertown.

ocean: yo sara..wanna bone??
sara: sure. but i only take it up the butt.
ocean: shit. that hole's too loose.

guy: yo wanna go to parkertown?
girl: what can we do there man?
guy: idk what youre gonna do in parkertown.. but i'll be boning saras asshole.

by a mystic islander. August 27, 2009