You fucking up history.
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
Get the Temporal Paradox mug.Every once in a while, you stumble across a band that can actually pull off having a female lead singer and still rock out. This band is from Franklin, TN and trust me, they are going places. Hayley Williams (lead vocalist) has superb talent for her age. This is probably one of the most underrated bands out there...
Person 1: Hey! Have you heard of Paramore!?
Person 2: Yeah! Hayley Williams is so hot!! And skilled, of course.
Person 1: They are so underrated...
Person 2: Yeah! Hayley Williams is so hot!! And skilled, of course.
Person 1: They are so underrated...
by CueTheSun May 21, 2006
Get the paramore mug.1. self-contradictoriness of logical conclusions deriving from the same logical conclusions.
2. also what you would call a highly oxymoroned town.
2. also what you would call a highly oxymoroned town.
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Get the Paraholic mug.a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.
Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.
Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.
Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.
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A meta-state which has a counter-formalistic (cyclically-chronistic) beginning and a counter-formalistic end.
Synchrony.
Creates an object, event, or experience which has a discrete beginning and discrete end in time.
Synchrony.
Creates an object, event, or experience which has a discrete beginning and discrete end in time.
A paradox appears as an experience, event, or object. We usually call an observably paradox-created object a "coincidence."
Paradoxes and objects are mutually inclusive.
All paradoxes are objects and all objects (events & experiences) are paradoxes.
Paradoxes and objects are mutually inclusive.
All paradoxes are objects and all objects (events & experiences) are paradoxes.
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