Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

Pandemic pussy

Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus

Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass

Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla

by QueenyOmygodess June 25, 2024

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

by AxonL May 5, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities

“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”

by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020