baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021

Stat Paddying

To get wins in Warzone in bronze lobbies.

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Stat Paddying

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024

Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.

Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.

by King.Frog January 29, 2025