majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

rippin peen

a saying coined to describe absolutely obliterating the male genitalia for the purpose of pleasuring oneself.

Bro 1: bro lets hit up in n out im tryna twax a burg.
Bro 2: naw bro I just got done rippin peen im tryna take a nap reset my cock n dome ya feel
Bro 1: yea I get it man I felt that way last night when I ripped my peen.

by NattySlyrrr June 3, 2023

peen cleav

Showing a portion of shaft, and possibly a hint of balls. No tip allowed.

Let's see some peen cleav, baby.

Looks like it's one of those peen cleav kind of evenings.

by PeteyPeter May 3, 2014

Peen grab

A peen grab is a very, very interesting thing. It is when you grab another ones peen and firmly start to stroke.

John: Yo im boutta do a peen grab
Geenie: Aight bet bro be quick

Geenie: thanks daddy

by Jakeisaniggainparis February 24, 2021

PooPoo Peen

When one has anal intercourse and fecal matter is left on the penis which results in a stench

Greg: Hey why did you put on so much cologne?
George: I had to I have a case of poopoo peen

by SleezeI3ag October 12, 2021

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006