A condom that vibrates.
An ad:
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They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
by NotY1ddyt January 20, 2018
by Longboi69 January 27, 2021
A professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. The ‘art’ of analyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. The analyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a bum chin, and are great lovers.
The way Steve analyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!
That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!
That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!
by Steve Christensen December 18, 2007
by nappy pappy May 03, 2008
-Hey baby, since you watched The Notebook with me, how about I pay you back with a BJ?
-Make it a deep vibration and we're in business!
-Make it a deep vibration and we're in business!
by Rankela July 03, 2009
False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.
Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.
Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
by ALF613 May 03, 2010