A term men usually use when speaking to their friend who has a girlfriend when they don't. It was created completely out of jealousy because the friend who is being called "whipped" actually has a girlfriend who will get it on with him.
Dude is Thomas coming tonight?
Nah man he's with Julia... he's totally whipped
*girl standing next to them* You're just jealous you're not getting any ass
Nah man he's with Julia... he's totally whipped
*girl standing next to them* You're just jealous you're not getting any ass
by THE ravenclaw July 23, 2013
1. Noun. A reference to the "pussywhip". When the woman wears the pants of the relationship.
2. Noun. A relationship in which the girl has complete and utter control.
2. Noun. A relationship in which the girl has complete and utter control.
1.
Jaime: "Will could you please wear a blue v-neck tomorrow, so we can match?"
Will: "okay even though i bitch at my friends for being whipped, I will wear a very silly, gay, v-neck to please you."
2.
Will:"I'm going to the fair with my bros tonight."
Jaime:" IDK, i would be kinda lonely..."
Will: "okay. even though i havent had a brosesh in 2 months, i'll waste another night not doing anything with you. Im really sorry."
Jaime: "Will could you please wear a blue v-neck tomorrow, so we can match?"
Will: "okay even though i bitch at my friends for being whipped, I will wear a very silly, gay, v-neck to please you."
2.
Will:"I'm going to the fair with my bros tonight."
Jaime:" IDK, i would be kinda lonely..."
Will: "okay. even though i havent had a brosesh in 2 months, i'll waste another night not doing anything with you. Im really sorry."
by DaRealSmitty April 26, 2011
Captive in heart and mind to the point where thoughts are just poetry and jello when not standing near the object of affection.
I lay whipped,
my heart and mind gone off with you.
I fear they are never to return lest
I take to the grindstone and
make a place for you in my future.
my heart and mind gone off with you.
I fear they are never to return lest
I take to the grindstone and
make a place for you in my future.
by waldojones August 12, 2009
by D Donkas January 12, 2005
Being controlled by your dog faced, back stabbing, controlling, ignorant girlfriend to a point where you lose sight of your true friends and cater to your girlfriends every need. Your free time is spent with her and her only, your true friends hate you and hate her even more. It gets to a point where it is out of control and beyond repairing. When you break up you will not have a single friend... just like your brother. Congrats buddy on being the biggest bitch I've ever known.
Wow, Chris is so whipped that he hasn't called his best friends in almost a year.
Dam Chris is so whipped his friends actually hate him, and no one actually likes his girlfriend, but its ok because we are going to college and never have to see either of them again.
Dam Chris is so whipped his friends actually hate him, and no one actually likes his girlfriend, but its ok because we are going to college and never have to see either of them again.
by Anonamousoumanona July 26, 2006
Girlfriend (on her boyfriend's myspace):
so you get on while you're at home.
all day.
and dont leave me shit.
i hate you.
Random MySpace Lurker: Wow, this boy is whipped.
so you get on while you're at home.
all day.
and dont leave me shit.
i hate you.
Random MySpace Lurker: Wow, this boy is whipped.
by Krista Euphoria March 03, 2007