whipped

Captive in heart and mind to the point where thoughts are just poetry and jello when not standing near the object of affection.
I lay whipped,

my heart and mind gone off with you.

I fear they are never to return lest

I take to the grindstone and

make a place for you in my future.
by waldojones August 12, 2009
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grindstone

Object of toil. The burden each man carries when he is taking care of his business.
I keep my head to the grindstone during the day to pay for my lady's shoes and the kids' piano lessons.

But at night I leave that grindstone alone, let the kids practice their lessons in their rooms and let my lady, booty to the bed, lift her heels to show me the fruits of my labor.
by waldojones August 12, 2009
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