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yacht ride

When u give a busty woman a motor boat but are too big
I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride
by Bigger is better 69 August 12, 2017
mugGet the yacht ridemug.

yacht blooded

Hey dude, I went to Brody's mansion, it was cool, too bad he's stuck up and yacht blooded
by This my name I guess March 24, 2017
mugGet the yacht bloodedmug.

Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 2, 2020
mugGet the Land Yachtmug.

Yachting

Having a wank into water off a boat. specifically in the Caribbean off the side/front of a Yacht standing like Dicaprio from titanic,
Back in 2009, I left a part of me in the water one night, just me, the moon, and the waves.
So you were yachting?
by GirlfromCanada January 19, 2025
mugGet the Yachtingmug.

Twat yacht

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.
by moneekēwa September 14, 2022
mugGet the Twat yachtmug.

yachted

Something that is very large in size and or quantity
Fez Bowie is the most yachted
by Theyachthunter March 28, 2015
mugGet the yachtedmug.

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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