jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 1, 2022

My Dick In Soup

Has died

goddamn it man, I got My Dick In Soup. And they got kill credit too

by timdef214 April 25, 2021

Tippin on my dick

When you place a top hat on a penis and it tips to the side.

Dude, I was high class last night, I was tippin on my dick.

by herropreaserobby March 16, 2010

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

Suck my dick

When this bitch eat yo dick

Suck my dick bitch u a eater

by Slob master July 24, 2019

My dick is big

It really really really really really really BIG

My dick is big and long as a mile

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) August 26, 2019