mlp jar

a famous cum jar that had rainbow dash from my little pony in it.

there is no reason mlp jar should ever be brought up

by Nag Trimers April 7, 2020

Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020

Jar of Kraut

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017

jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.

Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.

by Opeener April 23, 2007

Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar

Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter

by TyBundy September 20, 2019

Cum Jar

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

jar

beer pong distraction invented by ballers

Your shot is so jaaaaaarrrrr!!! Haha ur such a jar.

by goldwatch January 23, 2009