Crud-hustler

Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.
'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''
by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016
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Crudded

Crudded is a word used to emphasize frustration or discontent. It is often used before a curse word but does NOT take place to the curse word. Sometime the word crud may be used by itself but only in the occasion that there is extreme anger or dissatisfaction in a recent argument.
A cridder crudded crapped in my crudding coleslaw.
by Big Boy 32 April 27, 2018
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Crud Bopper

An inside joke meaning a "nitty" that is on crack dancing. A joke you call your friends
Imagine playing on 1080x1080 you crud bopper
That nitty is a crud bopper
by moutain_dew420 October 27, 2020
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Crud Bunny

Crud bunny is a slur created by Tyler against black woman. Crud referencing the color of skin and bunny in reference to their liking of white males. The opposite of a snow bunny.
Wow! She’s hooked up with 4 white guys this week, what a crud bunny. When I die, ima go to crud bunny heaven… said no one ever.
by Skibity Orgasm January 08, 2025
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Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers January 06, 2018
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021
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