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Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.
If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom
by free_billy_ September 22, 2019
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Tom

Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.
by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019
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Tom

An evil spirit, but is very kind to his history teacher become he loves her.
by ThePandaLover12 July 18, 2022
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Tom

Tom is a fat ugly neek
by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020
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Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand
by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021
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Tom

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"
by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017
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