Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

sing on my dick

To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude

Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.

by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016

Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 1, 2022

Tippin on my dick

When you place a top hat on a penis and it tips to the side.

Dude, I was high class last night, I was tippin on my dick.

by herropreaserobby March 16, 2010

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011

My dick is big

It really really really really really really BIG

My dick is big and long as a mile

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) August 26, 2019

Suck my dick

When this bitch eat yo dick

Suck my dick bitch u a eater

by Slob master July 24, 2019