That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.
Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
by LolIhavenocluetho July 25, 2020

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
by djdole July 20, 2018

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023
