Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.

Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera

by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010

Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.

Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.

by FFJD May 19, 2023

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015