Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis September 27, 2015

hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.

Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.

by Argolander November 30, 2018

Hetero-Awesome

When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome

Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.

Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!

by WeirdLover May 11, 2025

Hetero-Awesome

When a trans person dates someone of another gender, that's hetero-awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome

Cis man: My husband and I took home the hottest Non Binary person ever last night!

Friend: Wow, I didn't realize you guys were hetero-awesome!

by WeirdLover May 11, 2025

hetero-challenged

Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).

She's not gay, but she's not quite straight, and she's not quite bi--she's just hetero-challenged.

by Nemo_GN909 April 03, 2011

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 25, 2022