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Hudson North Carolina 

A deserted town in Western North Carolina (A redneck ghetto). This town includes gangs, rednecks, and occasional protesting. Hudson is deserted with very few wanting to live there. Mainly known because of its surrounding areas where unemployment is almost at a National World record rednecks call this home. They sit at home drink beer and get a check for the government.
Person 1: Lets go to Hudson North Carolina
Person 2: O.O why would I want to go to the redneck ghetto?
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Newton North Carolina 

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

the north carolina trio of the damned 

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one
Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

Raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper 

When you’re fucking some greasy chick and you both have herpes and gonorrhoea she proceeds to shit on your dick and then licks it up
Boy 1 : Dude I got a raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper yesterday
Boy 2: That’s nasty man get the f**k away from me

High point, North Carolina 

AKA “Little” Chicago Or HiRaq. Known for its gun violence, gang activity & Furniture.
Oh you’re visiting High Point, North Carolina ... be safe!

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

North Carolinian Piledriver 

Just like the standard piledriver but for the homies rectal region.
If you don't get into call I will perform the North Carolinian Piledriver on you.