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noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
mugGet the noon shinemug.

Noon-on

The afternoon timeframe beginning specifically at at noon trough the duration of the afternoon. Attention to the time is relative to noon vs anytime in the afternoon. Consideration of other times is acceptable, but should first acknowledge noon. "Noon-on" establishes a relative degree of protocol to planning time, beyond simply afternoon, early afternoon, or late afternoon. See examples below:
The process only takes a few hours, and we'd like to finish early, so lets begin noon-on. (The process can begin anytime in the afternoon, but relative to the "duration" and "end-early" desire, consideration should be given to noon, to early afternoon first).
by DaveDogDMY August 6, 2024
mugGet the Noon-onmug.
A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.
Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up
mugGet the its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noonmug.

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
mugGet the The Donkey Only Shits at Noonmug.

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007
mugGet the noon nappermug.

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful
what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’
by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021
mugGet the noon tapemug.

noon

Noon.
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
mugGet the noonmug.

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