Man, did you hear what happened to Matt? He got laughed out by his date because he forgot to shave the right half of his balls.
Holy shit, he had to be drunk.
Surprisingly not, just a massive Yeager's Fault on his part. I'd hate to be him right now.
Holy shit, he had to be drunk.
Surprisingly not, just a massive Yeager's Fault on his part. I'd hate to be him right now.
by VascaltheRascal October 23, 2022
Get the Yeager's Faultmug. by Faulted September 19, 2020
Get the faultedmug. Mythology has delivered us many ways to divert the blame, which is a very important aspect of surviving in the professional world and especially the technical space. When something goes wrong, and you need to blame somebody Pere is there, because after all, it's his fault.
Pere is the colocial Spanish god of mistakes. Anything and everything is Pere's fault.
Pere is the colocial Spanish god of mistakes. Anything and everything is Pere's fault.
by TechHammer July 26, 2022
Get the Pere's Faultmug. Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murderedmug. 1. Used informally to describe shared responsibility for a negative outcome.
2. Co-fault, also known as comparative negligence or contributory negligence, refers to a situation where multiple parties share responsibility for causing an accident or injury.
2. Co-fault, also known as comparative negligence or contributory negligence, refers to a situation where multiple parties share responsibility for causing an accident or injury.
Although Sarah initiated the argument, both her harsh words and Emily's dismissive response resulted in them being at co-fault in the breakdown of their friendship.
by AnonymousBoredgirl June 17, 2024
Get the Co-faultmug. I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.
Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2024
Get the Everyone else's faultmug. General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.
by Rajuor July 29, 2025
Get the Dad's faultmug.