When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
Get the Skipping the flumpmug. Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.
by AlexCK October 20, 2008
Get the skip the a.m.mug. 1. Anything adorable or cute.
2. If a liquid is spilled on the ground, such as chocolate milk, bebe skip is also used to be blamed for the spill. It doubles as an imaginary chihuahua that urinates beverages.
2. If a liquid is spilled on the ground, such as chocolate milk, bebe skip is also used to be blamed for the spill. It doubles as an imaginary chihuahua that urinates beverages.
Awh that boy is such a bebe skip!
(pointing at chocolate milk spill)
You know who did that right? Bebe skip had an accident.
(pointing at chocolate milk spill)
You know who did that right? Bebe skip had an accident.
by percypjackson April 23, 2009
Get the bebe skipmug. When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Skipping Stonesmug. 
Get the XD Skipmug. The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
Get the Store Skippingmug. by raythegod February 7, 2015
Get the skip rocksmug.