M. Diddy

1. Martha Stewart's Prison Bitch name.
2. A wannabe rapper who's name starts with the letter 'M'.
1) That M. Diddy is a hot piece of ass!

2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!
by Nick John July 26, 2005
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Diddy wank

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)
Jane gave john a Diddy wank.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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diddy watch

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005
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p diddy

When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'
Come on! p diddy! p! Give it to me! p, damn dick!
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
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p diddy

a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony
by Extremely Easy Ed August 24, 2005
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diddy bread

Conor Mcgregor's makin up words again lads.
by Chicken McTapper January 4, 2018
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Diddy bird

p diddys vodka named Ciroc Vodka
is that Grey Goose naw its that DIDDY BIRD
by deuce click May 8, 2008
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