jacob nelson

A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri

Fucking Jacob nelson

by Suh111117 November 27, 2017

Dirty Nelson

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.

The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”

by saucylamby April 16, 2021

nelson

Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.

girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson

by Waaapaaaa May 27, 2008

Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

by anonymous376 December 27, 2007

the willy nelson

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"

Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson

by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

father nelson

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.

I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.

by Trichizzel September 1, 2003

Father Nelson

A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.

A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.

A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.

A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.

Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.

Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.

by Miles O. June 11, 2006