Somebody: “Who owns sex?”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
by DiamondSpider101 January 08, 2022
The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
by Rfit DC kodd May 16, 2019
Discord.gg/Ned (aka Nedcord) is a discord server made to be a fan club for the Spider-Man character Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon)
by Polar2839 January 11, 2022
by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006
An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
by waAGhA! March 15, 2005
n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)
Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)
Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.
Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.
by Terry Deary May 28, 2005