Neal

When someone is so horny they start simping and doing unimaginable things to get the attention of the one they are simping for

1: Yo man Elizabeth Olsen is so hot she is mommy material

2: Stop being a Neal

by Nealblue September 6, 2021

Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Neals

Neals is always like "Okay, I was in my local theater watching Cars 2 if my memory serves me correctly I had snuck in a bowl of baked beans because nothing makes animated car chases better than a bowl of baked beans boom. A commercial for a scary movie came on and it made me jump spilling my beans all over my legs now a teen in front of me noticed the commotion and exclaimed, "Yo this dude eatin beans!" everybody laughed. Rats." So when someone says that they are a Neals.

Jacob stop being a Neals

by Shrekpy February 3, 2020

Laura Neal

To ruin something caused by homophobia

“Did you hear that they killed villanelle?”
“Ugh.. must be Laura Neal!”

by chappellroanlover June 13, 2024

Oliver Hamilton Neale

Sexy as fuck, has a humongous cock and is a monster in bed.

Oliver Hamilton Neale has a cock thats bigger than your mouth.

by CHEESEYBURGERBOI February 4, 2022

Nealed it

To misspell a word by leaving out a letter or making something complety up

Dang, I Nealed it that last sentence. (Ex: Iam looking for an opportunity; I love shopping at Addi for grocery)

by Opportunities April 10, 2025

joshua neale

A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle

Person 1: Who's dat chavvy over dere?
Person 2: Joshua Neale

Person 1: Quick! Run!

by KuKluxLover69 April 28, 2022