by ridethatmalebuffalo October 20, 2010
The act of ejaculating on a girls back after she gets up to walk away. This act usually takes place sometime after getting your wiener thrown up on, and the girl must be ugly.
by Grode Joey December 31, 2011
Sick Nasty is not merely sick nor just nasty, it exceeds all expectations of awesomeness and creates its own arena of wild. Sick Nasty is pure awesome in its truest form.
by Joshua Elliott Long March 15, 2007
A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women
by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG January 25, 2017
The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019
Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.
by LRKN_NSTY July 12, 2008
An icon. The baddest bitch that you wish you had. An amazing rapper. The woman who snapped back SO DAMN GOOD that new fans think "Damn, why's she always watching her nephew?" You bitches literally could never. She could also turn you gay, js.
Guy: Who the hell is Rico Nasty?
Girl: You better be joking, or I will knock your fucking teeth out.
Girl: You better be joking, or I will knock your fucking teeth out.
by SmokeAHugeDick January 8, 2021