cart narc

1. An individual that actively shames a person for not putting away their shopping cart after use. (I.e. not using the cart corral area, using parking spaces/splitting spaces, or using handicapped areas)

2. An individual that calmly and clearly attempts to motivate an individual to take on personal responsibility of returning their shopping cart. If the person doesn't move the cart, they may receive a bumper magnet with a hotline number, providing information in shopping cart safety and responsibility.

3. "Not a douche bag"

1. A cart narc called him out, so he walked his cart responsibly to the cart corral area.

2. A cart narc is trained in evasive and de-escalation techniques.

3. "Cart narcs are by definition not douche bags."

by J Goodzon July 10, 2021

NARB

Newly Associated Runescape Bitch

Person 1:What does NARB mean?
Person 2:No Apparent Reason Boner.
Person 3:Are you kidding? It doesn't mean that. It means Newly Associated Runescape Bitch!

by ThisIs4youJeanles February 17, 2009

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

Narc

Someone who is aware of how narcissistic they are and uses it to their advantage for personal gains

He's such a narc -- always complimenting himself on his looks and abusing it to get out of parking tickets.

by peachiefine April 13, 2013

NARB

No apparent reason boner

It was embarassing when I got a NARB during wrestling practice.

by Pcass December 28, 2005

narbut

A mole like lesion found on the body.

Dude, i think i found a narbut on my ass.

by the one and only caroline March 4, 2008

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

by terryzz February 24, 2009