fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 14, 2017

dirt nap

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.

Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.

by Cranky_Lobster June 2, 2016

nap queen

A hot girl who doesn't go out to party. She prefers to stay indoors watching netflix and cuddling with her boo. Napping is her preferred pastime

Jean never goes out and parties cus shes a nap queen.

by Mintysky June 30, 2015

clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

by Steve D. August 10, 2005

J-Nap

The process by which a male decides on napping after masturbation

Ill give you a call after my J-Nap

by BrWz9290 May 25, 2010

Frat nap

A nap taken after drinking earlier in the day prior to going out to a bar later in the same day. This nap is often taken in a Fraternity House or a College Residency.

After Happy Hour I'm gonna take a Frat nap before we go to the bar tonight.

by Brent Mac June 16, 2009

man nap

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.

What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.

by CCCCCCCCCC May 4, 2005