mouting

Short for Man-Outing. When men leave wife/SO and child(s) at home for a night of drunken debauchery, the exploits of which are never to be revealed to said parties.

Guy 1: The girl's going to visit her folks on Friday, feel like hitting up the pub?
Guy 2: Mouting?
Guy 1: MOUTING!

by Nikstlitselpmur September 20, 2010

munting

sucking dick

i like munting

by gigbib121 May 19, 2016

Gay Mating Call

Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a "Gay Mating Call", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 10, 2008

esther-mating

To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.

Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.

by Matthew James Harper September 3, 2007

Mujinga

A girl that jumps from one guy to the next within a week. She's a fun, loving but naive girl.

Mujinga jumps right into another relationship.

by Dizzo October 3, 2021

Mutiny

when better, more appropriate titles go AWOL

The series was named Mutiny even though the proper title would be AWOL.

by seriesnamer April 28, 2009

Mating Season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

It was Melmacian Mating Season in Melmac.

by MayDayMeh June 14, 2018