muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Prestige Muppet

Someone you come across in the gaming lobby who has levelled up in any first person shooter (fps) game online before you have had a chance to get the game out of the wrapper.

Dusara : "Oh it's those prestige muppets from before, this time I'll have em!"

by tlpn99 December 16, 2010

Muppet Legs

The stretching of a cat's leg's to full extension. Named because they resemble the legs of a muppet. Also shortened to 'mups'.

Stan: "Woah, check out the muppet legs on that cat!"
Ash: "Yeah, those are some stretchy mups!"

by obesebowes August 8, 2010

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.

I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016