MUNT

A old fat ugly smelly skanky horse.

Laura Sedgewick is such a munt!

by Muntlover May 8, 2006

munt

verb: to ass-rape someone so hard, that all there holes become one
noun: to be munted

FORMAL: to be dressed in black tie attire and address each other as Mr. and Mrs. or Ms.
MEDIVAL: to have a spear or dagger on the end of the dig, (very painful)

by Weeslaw and Shrank February 16, 2005

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

Munt

A man with a cunt. Usually used to describe roided up female Olympic athletes.

Natasha was stripped of her Olympic gold in weight lifting after a physical examination revealed she was a Munt.

by Mars57 July 13, 2010

munt

a spazzy dweeb. emerges from the use of the word munt to mean throwing up. someone unattractive, odd, disgusting.

look at the munty face on that chick!

by mr27 September 12, 2006

Munted

An Australian term used to describe someone who has taken excessive amounts of ecstasy (Pingers). This can often be identified by; enlarged pupils, uncontrollable jaw gurning/licking, excessive sweating and a lot of shit being spoken.

guy 1: Bro are you alright you look like you're having a seizure.

guy 2: I'm sweet bra just fucking munted as aye!!!

by thebentcunt September 21, 2013