1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Mulemug. Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus
by Sutty9 August 24, 2018
Get the Mule-ingmug. When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015
Get the Knudson Mulemug. A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
by essenemic October 9, 2008
Get the Pack Mulemug. by JBK October 16, 2005
Get the Mule Hammermug. A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008
Get the Tit Mulemug. 1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.
by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008
Get the Mule for Purchasemug.