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Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Mulemug.

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus
40 years old and still mule-ing
by Sutty9 August 24, 2018
mugGet the Mule-ingmug.

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015
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Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir
by essenemic October 9, 2008
mugGet the Pack Mulemug.

Mule Hammer

A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.
That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.
by JBK October 16, 2005
mugGet the Mule Hammermug.

Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule
by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008
mugGet the Tit Mulemug.

Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.
by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008
mugGet the Mule for Purchasemug.

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