Ass Pic Month 

A month where you can ask anyone for an ass pic and they have to send it guy or girl In the month of november

Just say "send an ass pic or booty pic" and they have to do it "Bro did you hear it's Ass Pic Month" "what's that" "it means you can ask anyone for an ass pic in November and they have to send it"

Ass Pic Month by PokemonMaster227 October 10, 2019

National Ass-grab Month 

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.

“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

National Ass-grab Month by Mullet__Man April 20, 2019

ass eating awareness month 

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

ass eating awareness month by Ass God February 3, 2018

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021

Ass worm awareness month 

It's the same thing as pride month just the awareness of having a worm in your ass...

Its ass worm awareness month!

Ass worm awareness month by kaihayi June 19, 2023

mouthassjackery 

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.

example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009