moof

To slap someone violently while simultaneously being cautious

"you just got moofed"

by birdman3 October 24, 2023

Moof

Meaning “kiss”

Usually said over and over

“Moof moof moof moof”

by Ohshitlove May 15, 2022

Moof

someone or something that's stupid and a hoe. A treesh.

Yo f*ck them they a bunch of moofs anyways

by Urtletheturtle March 2, 2020

moof

that feeling of disgust and vulnerability

i felt moof when the tall basketball player stood over me

by ddlovatolover13 January 9, 2020

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016

Moof

Verb: to be clueless or useless in your current situation
Adjective: to describe a useless or clueless person

"You are too much of a moof today."
"Why is he moofing?"

by Zaxv April 5, 2017

moof

A word used when a situation is relatable, yet slightly sad or painful. The word originates from the words "mood" and "oof" which convey the proper emotions for the same

"Man I have like no friends"
"That's a certified moof from me"
Or
"Man I'm perpetually confused"
"Moof"

by I do this now apparently November 29, 2020