montgomery

A girl who like to peg their boyfriend with a strap-on.

"wow tj is dating a montgomery"

by koolades July 22, 2016

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Brooke Montgomery

A really cute and sweet girl

The first girl I ever dated was such a Brooke Montgomery

by Derek Larson March 5, 2025

Montgomery Gator

Montgomery, a savage alligator. breaks literally FUCKING everything.

Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive

by JustMeBro August 6, 2024

Lucy Maud Montgomery

The one red haired girl from an anime called Bungou Stray Dogs who is so pretty.

Person 1: Who is your favorite character from Bungou Stray Dogs?
Person 2: Lucy Maud Montgomery <3

by Pinklette July 30, 2021

Montgomery

A man with a very massive shlong but the fattest face you’ll ever see omg. Like it’s bigger than nickokado avocado. Usually 7 - 9 chins

My boyfriend is a Montgomery, I choose to not look at his face

by LadderDadder December 10, 2023

Shea Montgomery

The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination

Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed

by NotAFaggot298 February 16, 2019