a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
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A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
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Get the Columbian Mustache mug.to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
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I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.
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