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molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007
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Porno mustache

1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.

2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009
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moustache goblin

A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...
by Skyler Greene January 23, 2007
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Columbian Mustache

The effect of having traces of cocaine visible on your upper lip after snorting the drug.
Bro, wipe away that Columbian Mustache before you leave the bathroom.
by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006
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crusty mustache

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007
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moustache rock

Rock 'n Roll music that can be found on a cassette tape in any Camero or Firebird. Bands include (but are not limited to): Billy Squier, AC/DC, Journey, Boston, etc.
I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.
by moustacherocker October 9, 2010
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Moscow mustache

Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache
John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.
by Kdogg79 May 19, 2018
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