monolog

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

monopoly money

yes, it is what these guy say, but it is also used in the game monopoly. it looks fake in most cases and feels fake, but there have been cases when it was used to pay a dumb slut or a stoned deliver boy.

use your monopoly money to pay for this pizza, the delivery boy looks high enought to accept it.

by teh castle July 29, 2006

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

by billberto March 21, 2005

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

by cwhite20 October 23, 2009