Monk

a dude wearing a black robe , chanting gibberish and then bangs their head into a piece of wood

When I'm bored I walk around like a monk

by ThatNerdyNeighbor April 10, 2016

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop October 18, 2007

monk

Short for "monkey"; a derogative term applied to humans, typically males. Not related to the religious persons in monasteries.

You monk, don't screw that up again!

by hdsokwadls August 09, 2006

Monke

A person who keeps another mans woman as his own.

Man, Tom is such a Monke, she was my best one too.

by uessssss October 14, 2020

monke

Monke is a god that many people warship and they warship this god by spreading its word on social media listing Tiktok and more

Monke is my god and i warship monke

by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

Monk

1. n. a bad situation or unfavorable incident
2. v. (usually -ed)to get screwed over or to have something bad happen to you.

1. Billy: Listen to this, I have to work for 11 hours tonight.
Jake: Man that's monk!
2. Tommy: I wrecked my truck and got a speeding ticket. I got monked!

by bobersonton November 24, 2007

monk

Is the peculiar sounding mating call of the animal Retard retardona. It is usually shouted out (but sometimes whispered) casually between members of the species. Only three members of the species exist, as the whole race disappeared with the dawn of human intelligence. The three members live, learn and mate within the compounds of the campion enterprise and go by the names of Theo, Matthew and Bassim.

Theo: MONK!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
Theo: MONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!

by Prince Harry February 04, 2005