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slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018
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chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer
I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose
by Jowday October 15, 2019
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Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.
She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!
by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023
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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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