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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009
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molchan bowl

When you shit in ones mouth and stir it with your dick
I gave mark the biggest molchan bowl last night
by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007
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Molchany

An odd noise, created in the back of the throat, used by hipsters when in the state of uncertainty, as if preparing to speak. Usually accompanied by the hipster shuffle.
The tickets said theater 6, but they were directed to theater 3. The girls proceeded to molchany in confusion.
by chipclip. January 1, 2011
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Mocha Choka BullShit

Coffee from a large corporate coffee company.
Hit Starbucks today and man they weren’t kidding about the Mocha Choka Bullshit.
by Golden029 April 14, 2019
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Poor Man's Mocha

A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.
Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!
by JR Saff September 20, 2011
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Manchalk

Dried / crusty male ejaculate. Thus expelled and left to sit until dried.
Jenny awoke only to find her face covered in manchalk.
by Tophizzle April 22, 2005
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Monchis

God of Grasslands.

Monchis is an Nordic deity that watched over the plains in the highlands in Norway. Its cult was banned in 1457 along other pagan gods by the Christian, following instructions from the pope Nicholas V.

Its is described as a giant goat with gray fur and long horns. The grass was supposed to grow wherever this god steped on, and its arrival is related to the spring.

Today its used as a pseudonym in Norway and Sweden to refer to people with a green-thumb.
Monchis
by Theendofti November 9, 2010
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