Moldy

Moley but more Land'tt. Instead of being yummy, he's Yummiy.

guy1: why do you love moldy you land'tt bitch
guy2: ......yYAAAAa basHHhah

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

moldy cherry

When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS

“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”

by imp-00 December 7, 2022

moldy pickled eggs

When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.

The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.

by Debskelly1985 July 12, 2023

moldy pond

A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.

I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.

by Jagguy412 July 15, 2023

Moldy closet

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023