mojón

A spanish slang word used by many caribbeans meaning feces.

Ese gordo se largo un mojón el tamaño de esa banana.
Translation: That fat man took a crap the size of that banana.

by Franklin D.Roosevelt October 4, 2005

mojonero

In Venezuela, someone who lies. See mojon, meaning number 4.

No te creo, eres un mojonero. (I don't believe you, you are a liar.)

by Billypuntove July 8, 2006

Mojo King Bee

The best villan in any console game, combining the style and attitude of the 70's with the graphics of today's world. Wielding a trumpet Gitaroo, he rules the forest darkness with awesome rythm and the best outfit ever seen. Period.

No one has seen the man behind the shades....

Dude, Mojo King Bee just kicked my ass once again, I guess I better concede defeat..

by Mojo King Bee July 10, 2005

MOJO

Derogative term created by white washed Americanized Mexicans in the DFW area for Mexican nationals who appear tacky and dirty. ”MOJO” is short for mojado, meaning wetback in Spanish.

Them Farmers Branch Meskins be hatin on them ”Mojos” for speakin Spanish n shit!

by kermitt80 July 1, 2014

mojangs eula

Official grade A bullshit.

Mike: Have you heard of Mojangs EULA?
Johnny: Yes, it's some grade A bullshit.

by AdrianG503 August 1, 2014

hoy mojo

Hoy voy a tener relaciones sexuales

Situación: sábado por la noche, un chico en una discoteca a altas horas de la madrugada, dándolo todo en la pista y se pone a hablar con una chica que afortunadamente le sigue el rollo, entonces piensa ("¡hoy mojo!")

by traleebah October 29, 2015

Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.

Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo

by D Bills October 9, 2007