a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.
I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.
by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018
Get the moist wombat mug.The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.
-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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Get the Moist Barry mug.C: " she's more than just the girl of my dreams. i'm tryna wife her, make kids and have a family. but she don't see that i'm reaching out and shit
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa
C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip
moist nigga. a nigga in his feels
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa
C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip
moist nigga. a nigga in his feels
by lukefrequency March 29, 2018
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Girl B: "Moist not want not"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"
by DJ horrible August 11, 2009
Get the Moist not want not mug.When you slide a girls panties off and the juices from her pussy are gushing out. Making the pussy moist
by Champapi123 April 20, 2017
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