moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.

I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.

by purpleTostitos October 22, 2018

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moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 11, 2018

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moist nigga

a nigga who speaks about things he doesn't speak about as a nigga and gets his feelings involved

C: " she's more than just the girl of my dreams. i'm tryna wife her, make kids and have a family. but she don't see that i'm reaching out and shit
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa

C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip

moist nigga. a nigga in his feels

by lukefrequency March 29, 2018

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Moist Barry

Where someone has a dump under water.

He's having a moist barry!

by EggoH June 03, 2010

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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

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