Moist Green

A color very close to dark green, but it has a mix of a swampy, spinach and vomit green. It is very unattractive but if you wear it the right way with the right person it can look decent.

Normal person 1: “Hey I really like your shirt you can rock it well. What color is it.”

Normal person 2: “Its Moist Green, but only some people can rock it well enough to make it look good”

by ColorGuy69 December 24, 2017

Moist Barry

Where someone has a dump under water.

He's having a moist barry!

by EggoH June 4, 2010

moist nigga

a nigga who speaks about things he doesn't speak about as a nigga and gets his feelings involved

C: " she's more than just the girl of my dreams. i'm tryna wife her, make kids and have a family. but she don't see that i'm reaching out and shit
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa

C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip

moist nigga. a nigga in his feels

by lukefrequency March 29, 2018

Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 10, 2018

Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

by DJ horrible August 11, 2009

Moist Pussy

When you slide a girls panties off and the juices from her pussy are gushing out. Making the pussy moist

Yo nigga, I was with this one bitch, that Was moist pussy

by Champapi123 April 20, 2017