adog mobile

the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet

The adog mobile sucks ass

by Adog mobile hater May 10, 2021

mormon mobile

A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.

Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.

by rabblerouser August 16, 2006

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

Mobik

Slang term for conscripts mobilised into the Russian army during the Ukraine war.

Those mobiks are not even being given equipment - they are literally just meat being sent into the grinder.

by Kuntstretch October 3, 2022

Koodo Mobile

Koodo Mobile is the new cell phone company from Canada, owned and operated by a division of TELUS.
Koodo has amazing rate plans, no fixed-term contracts, no SAF fees or cancellation fees. They've created a revolution in Canada as the best value-brand mobile company in a loooong while.

Look guys, I just got a new Koodo Mobile phone! And I'm paying half what I used to pay at Bell!

by Clementinexx December 23, 2008

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

invisible boat mobile

The vehicle in which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive in the Nick show, Spongebob SquarePants.

Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*

by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008