Monty Bowman

The most based human alive has a huge throbbing black dick and enjoys the taste of mixed race pussy

Michelle: wow monty bowman is fucking based and sexy and cute
alex: yeah 100% tap that

by gooey67 May 28, 2023

lawyer morty

Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection

Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*

Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.

by Ivysauce August 25, 2017

Go Monty

To “go Monty” on someone means to quickly lower someone to the ground, grab that person’s head and shove your dick into their mouth. This refers to a specific scene in the show ‘13 reasons why’ (season 3 episode 5). Typically used as a threat.

Bro I swear to god I’m gonna go Monty on you.

by Wilson party September 21, 2019

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Moey

A beautiful, perfect, sweet, cute, and funny girl. Someone that you always wanna be around. Someone that doesnt give a shit what people think and will tell a chick off if need be. The perfect girlfriend that everyone should want. A girl that deserves to be treated like a princess.

Ben: This girl i met is perfect
Dover: Oh she must be a moey

by Mattttssss October 18, 2011

monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Montgomery (Monty) Gator

An animatronic alligator from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach that people simp for and is shipped with each member of the Glamrocks... including Glamrock Bonnie or Sundrop/Moondrop. Or put in a relationship with both Glamrock Freddy AND Glamrock Bonnie. People theorize he is the reason for Bonnie's decommission because it's said in the game that the last place Bonnie was seen was entering Monty Golf. Montgomery is considered to be the most aggressive also tallest of the band and has problems handling his anger and seems to have an accent of some sort and it can be heard when he says "Hey kid. Come on out." It may be southern or something (I don't know for sure though). In his golf course, one of the holes has Bonnie's disembodied head as well as a stage with himself taking the lead singer role with Chica and Roxy up there while Freddy is in a dumpster.

In my opinion, I don't like him at all. His character design is quite amazing, but the things that he and Roxanne Wolf say get on my nerves and make me hate their personality, but they're fictional and are programmed to be like that, so... Oof, hate me I guess.

Every time I see Montgomery (Monty) Gator in his shattered form, I tend to quote the meme that goes a little something like this. “No dick. {boom} No balls. {boom} And probably no butthole either since this guy feeds on radiation. {boom intensifies}”

by Iwanttosleepforever August 24, 2022