Milker

When a homeless man cums into a cup, and crunches a topping inside ( usually candy or cookies etc) then the individual drinks it.

Lauren “Stop by that homeless man, I want a milker”

by Jo Jo Books December 3, 2019

Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.

Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"

by The Pofessor November 12, 2022

Serial Milker

Adj./descriptive phrase:
- To commit a string of orchestrated attacks throwing chunky milk on your foes/enemies

“3 of my girls got milked this week. I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy. We must have a Serial Milker running around. Smh.”

by Th3t1 August 2, 2023

race milker

A person who, having one Great-Great-Grandparent of a particular race, identifies uniquely with that distant relative's race for the purposes of obtaining financial advantage and benefit.

Marcus is a Race Milker who identifies as being indigenous based on one Great-Great-Grandparent having been indigenous. Marcus is doing this to receive financial benefits available exclusively to people of his distant descendants race!

by Aggrieved Taxpayer March 25, 2024

Milker’s Wrist

When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events

Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.

by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

Mommy milkers

Sukky bobs

Gimme mommy milkers

by Ballsmellr March 11, 2022

Ohio milker

After sex with two of the homies one homie takes all 3 of the homies semen then the home that has the cup drinks the semen after all homies have farted in it

Yo Tyrone and Jacob wanna have an Ohio milker

by Semen gang November 6, 2025