very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

derk merk by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

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christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

christian joseph merk by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

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pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

pulling a merk by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

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Donburk convertible merk

A jail slang phrase used to ask Where a person Turkish decent could be located .

Zac was kicking it with the boys and one of the boys Moe asked" Donburk convertible merk"
Zac replied " donburk is on the brasco(toilet)

Donburk convertible merk by ZacW December 13, 2024

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