marijuana

the best damn plant in the whole world

jon smoked marijuana and realized how great it truly is.

by 40oztofreedom December 9, 2007

marijuana

the answer to depression

when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana.

by chemistreezy October 18, 2008

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

by teriyakichild August 19, 2012

Marijuana mama

One who supplies you with everything you need for weed.

Hey Derek who was that girl you were with? Oh don't worry dude that's just my marijuana mama.

by I don't think it's Sam Foulks April 9, 2017

marijuana addiction

it doesnt exist. period.

everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.

by kfdjfijdrsxkjfdfkjdkf May 5, 2009

marijuana addiction

In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.

Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.

guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*

kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*

by evilcruelty31 September 25, 2010

Marijuana

the most beautiful thing in the world!!!!!!!

"Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed."

"Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining."

"Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :("

by sublimeyes! October 31, 2007