nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009

flannel merchant

Someone who bullshits a lot

That girl is always boasting, she is such a flannel merchant

by hudsonhudsonhudson July 23, 2010

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

Pen Merchant

A decrying term used against a football player, usually whatever the most popular forward of that moment is, accusing them of only being able to score a goal from a penalty kick.

"Did you see the United game last night?"
"Ronaldo's finished, he's just a pen merchant now."

by Official Peter Crouch April 22, 2022

merchant taylors

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

by sa June 11, 2004

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019