Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

west melbourne gang

Also known as westside that has beef with southeast and trust me southeast fuck them all upp

they talk online but in real life changed up like ben 10
west melbourne gangs are pussios

by West side melbourne March 31, 2020

Melbourne Mania

The act of extreme gaslighting and modern day brownshirts creating a socialist gulag. Another word for homosexual.

Anyone still buying into the narrative must have an IQ under 100. These guys(opposite of men) are suffering from an extreme virtue signaling in their rears from their boyfriends, aka the Melbourne Mania

by Melbourne Maniacs January 23, 2022

Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

miss north melbourne

This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)

I got this awesome postcard with Miss North Melbourne on it

by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024

doing a Melbourne

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"

Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!

by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013